when you’re telling someone that you were on the wikipedia page for defunct US retail outlets and they’re like “why” and you suddenly realize that this is not someone you can successfully communicate with
(via riva-of-dreams)
ALT
And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?
Would like to know how exactly she wouldn’t fuck up Netflix or Hulu
Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF
What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?
i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was
(via love-phd)
the-doctored-pepper-deactivated:
I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.
This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.
It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes
(via snazziest)
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
i had the urge to search for this and bring it back
i feel like i just discovered a fossil
(via snazziest)
Thinking about the guy who sent an ask with the link to a discord server and I joined it without hesitation and it was just 4 dudes hanging out
(via snazziest)
#kind of a milf reblog
I won’t apologize
How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr
(via codfish--joe)
